A blue dress in the sea… Venus Anadyomene? No: It’s Lindsay Lohan in snake earrings. Parasols… waves… Lindsay walks past some candles. Lindsay reclines. Now a fast sequence of glamorous shots of wet VIP hosts. Someone shake a cocktail! Beach! Waves! Mykonos! Greece! Voice (Lindsay?) sings “I’m just a little bossy…”: it’s Lindsay’s Lohan’s Beach Club, on MTV!